People ask me all the time, “Where is the best bar in Rocky Point?” I say, “It depends.” If you want a place to drink until you fall down, you can do that at home, and you probably should. If you want a place that is jammed with members of the opposite sex who are not too picky who they hook up with, you should put the clinic on speed dial, because you’ll need it.
Everyone, including me, who has visited for a weekend or lived here for decades has a list of “bests” in Rocky Point. Remember I am not as young as I used to be, so the younger crowd (under 50) may prefer more rowdy destinations. For example, one spring break at Manny’s I saw more skin than the time at a family reunion when my Aunt Bertha sat on a fire ant hill and had to rip off all her clothes to get relief. (I am still in therapy twice a week.) So get your butt to Rocky Point, and try some of my faves.
Asadero Viva Mexico (first street left off the fish market)
Best Fast Food
Chon’s Hot Dogs (on Constitucion off Juarez)
Best Place to Watch Sunsets
Playa Bonita Hotel (Sandy Beach)
Best Cheap Drinks and Food
American Legion Post #15 (on Chihuahua in the Mirador, membership not required)
Best Shrimp Seller
Jose’s (at the fish market)
Best Traditional Mexican Food
La Curva (on Kino)
Best Curio Shop
Lino’s (Cardboard Mall)
Best Glassware and Talavera Shop
Mercedes (on the right coming back from the Malecon)
Best Small Motel
Motel Carmelita (Ave. Barrera)
Best Outdoor Bar Experience
South Side Jillz (off Calle 13)
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