CRAIG: How long have we been doing this?
CAP’N GREG: I estimate 30 years. Maybe 40. My mind isn’t as sharp as it used to be.
CRAIG: That’s for sure.
CAP’N GREG: I don’t see you winning Final Jeopardy! Any time soon.
CRAIG: Point well taken.
CAP’N GREG: And yet, here we are again. Rocky Point never fails to impress.
CRAIG: Cap’n, I think I have finally hit the wall.
CAP’N GREG: What’s the problem?
CRAIG: Overdosed on too much youth.
CAP’N GREG: The one in the yellow bikini?
CRAIG: There is no way a human of the female species should look like that.
CAP’N GREG: I gotta say her spectacular tan contrasts very nicely with the hue of her thong.
CRAIG: I gotta say I am near a heart attack.
CAP’N GREG: What’s the deal with that guy wearing the Speedo?
CRAIG: One of those things you can’t un-see.
CAP’N GREG: Disgusting comes to mind.
CRAIG: Even more disgusting?
CAP’N GREG: What?
CRAIG: He’s with the girl in the yellow bikini.
CAP’N GREG: If so, he must have a lot of money, and she must not be too choosey.
CRAIG: My observation, exactly.
CAP’N GREG: You ever worn a Speedo?
CRAIG: Only once.
CAP’N GREG: How did that go?
CRAIG: Can we change the subject?
CAP’N GREG: Gladly. It’s your turn to buy a round.
CRAIG: How long have we been doing this?
CAP’N GREG: I estimate 30 years. Maybe 40. My mind isn’t as sharp as it used to be.
CRAIG: That’s for sure.
